Doctor & Nurses

The night was scheduled to start at 7:30 in the fuzzy duck. However after I met up with Axe-man Ed we arrived at around 8 o clock to a very lonely and sad looking table, which only contained Simon, Dan and Mo. A few drinks later Dr Jones and Guy turned up with their 2 sexy nurses Whitney and Amanda. Once Robo Will(nickname due to his fav dance move the robot) and his mate Andy arrived the decision was made to start touch cup, with battle lines drawn up, the game commenced and it seemed that the main target was once again Robo Will. This may have been because of Andy’s inane ability to turn most the players against him and so turning Robo Will a very nice red colour very early on in the game. This is roughly the time when 3 more stunning nurses came through the door Barbara, Dinah and Hannah.
At that same moment Axe-man Ed had suddenly found that the floor under his chair slightly sloped down hill and was slowly moving away from the drinking and more to the girls further down the table, hmmmmmmmm funny that.





The touch cup game was just about coming to the end when superior Chris showed up and a challenge was issued to Robo Will and myself to do downing competition to get rid of the last 2 pints on the table. After much swearing and complaining (by Will) we both managed to finished our drinking at a petty fast pace. However that pace was nothing compared to the speed that Will rushed to the toilets to throw up right in the middle of the floor.
NICE !!!!
This is when we made a quick get away from the Fuzzy Duck and moved our way to the union. Robo Will stole about 20 mints from the dear Dr Jones to get rid of his hideous breath after throwing up
When we reached the union the queue was HUGE , so we decided to pay the £6 to get straight in. Once everyone was in we went upstairs to the main dance floor and started shaking our groove and Robot Will did his defining dance move the “ROBOT” oh yeah.
This was about the time Axe-man Ed stated his mission for tonight. So myself and axe-man Ed (we weren’t dressed up) thought he would have had a better chance if we moved away from the weirdo’s who were dressed up as doctors and nurse on a SCHOOL NIGHT(what’s that about Simon?), so we moved into the next room.





A few minutes later Barbara joined us and we had a great laugh for about 20 mins before we went back in search for the rest of the group. This is when the night turned bad because the live band came on stage and they sucked. This is when people started going home, first it was superior Chris, then Colin, Whitney, Andy, Mo and guy all left. Simon had used his position of power in the club to seduce the lovely Amanda so they disappeared as well, so they were hardly any of us left. We decided to spend the rest of the night dancing in the smaller room until Barbara left the club with her friends and Axe-man Ed disappeared in the club. I decided the night was coming to the end and left to go home leaving Robo will hitting on random girl after random girl in the club all by himself.



Summing up
The next day I found out that axe-man Ed’s mission failed that night but the second phase of the mission is still on and Robot Will kept getting rejection after rejection after I went (maybe the mints were just not strong enough ).
Much love
Nathan (The Pol)